ボラットが日本に来たら

日本人は英語が分からなくても分かったふりとかしちゃうから、そこを突くとおもろいかも。

ヤグシェマーシュ! Can you speak English?
  Uh, yes.
I want to have sex with your wife. How much?
  Uh, ... I don't know.
You don't know how much is your wife?
  Uh, yes.
How much?
  Uh, I don't know.
Are you retarded?
  Retar?
Retard. A man like you. You are a retard, yes?
  Yes.
I my country, a retard must be in a cage. Where is your cage?
  ...
檻を持ってきて閉じ込める。